3.10 Grams - 3 Pieces   All sub-gram     SOLD

....We were out in the middle of nowhere along a lonely old two-track road.....I was having a Shasta and a sandwich while my "bride" was changing out the flat tire... From out of God knows where, a funny looking hybrid vehicle appeared, and stopped.  A monster of a man unfolded himself and got out, asking if I was o.k....  I said I had everything under control, glancing over towards my wife....With his powerful accent, he asked what I was doing "way out there" and told me I couldn't park there.  So I showed him what we'd found just a little earlier.  That's the moment when I did let one fella see these three beautiful pieces of gold...  Yes, I was showing off for just a moment!  He was a big mean Russian guy.  He said "bolshoy zolotoy samorodoks!"  I asked what that meant.  He said "big gold nuggets"!   I said "oh".  He wanted to know where I got them.  I told him  "I can't tell you - that might be colluding...."  He leaned forward and in a menacing manner asked me again "where did you get them?"   I said "way back in those mountains ( I was pointing)."   He glared at me and said again,  "where?"  I responded, " Well ah, "Thirsty Fish Canyon" .  He growled "what do you mean - why there's no water any place in those hills."  I said, "Yah! Those fish are really thirsty..."After another glare which almost made me wince, he crunched back into his leaning little vehicle and whined off down the road into, I suppose, nothingness...

Well, I got my honey back home safely and now I want YOU to see these three exceptional gold nuggets that we found.  One is 1.33 grams,  then there's a .96 grammer, and one is .78 grams.  Very attractive chunks of gold.  So I can't blame him for wondering where I found them.... The good thing is, we're willing to share and if you decide you want to own these nuggets, you can!  and we'll pay for the shipping.  They'll arrive at your place in a nice display container and you don't even have to speak Russian!  We like you just the way you are!! 

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gnmcol183

  • Product Code: gnmcol183
  • Weight: 3.1 Gram
  • Availability: Out Of Stock
  • $322.40